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[–] [email protected] 88 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They also used them as paint. Mummy brown was a specific shade.

The claim that they were used in train boilers is, however, a hoax perpetrated by none other than Mark Twain.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It was an awesome fertilizer too. They brought them back to Europe, crushed them and turned them into powders, then used them in fields.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

That seems like a ton of extra work and disregard for the dead, just to replace something as simple as manure, which was available in great abundance.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

At least they took recycling seriously! ;)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What the actual fuck. This is insane.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

We're just lucky they mummified so many people or there would be nothing left to study.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

He's teriyaki style!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Huh, well now I get this joke.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago

I can totally imagine some rich dudes back in the day goin' all "acquired taste" over mummies.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

This is one of those times when I want to grab everyone involved by the collar, shake them violently, and demand to know what they were thinking.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Sometimes, though, it involved a lot more planning

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Didn't they also make a weirdly specific paint color from mummies?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Reading the wikipedia and switching the words "mummy brown" with "human remains" makes it sound metal af

"Martin Drolling's Interior of a Kitchen is believed to have been painted with an extensive use of human remains"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mummy_brown

Compendium of Colors [...] proclaimed that the finest brown [...] "is the flesh of mummy, the most fleshy are the best parts.

People are wild. 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

See I miss when I thought this was some weird quirky future thing that Futurama made up, but no, why the fuck would anyone think it was a good idea to eat million year old dead people?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

At least they were eating the least scary version of the dead. It's a lot loss frightening when the zombie you're consuming decides to stand up, but is covered from head to toe in toilet paper. Like, come on.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago