this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] altima_neo 108 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Dont worry, he'll have at least an extra minute while the LPL shows us that it was in fact not a fluke.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago

Imagining that he opens the door then closes it to prove it again

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

He'll have more because LPL gonna open it with another much simpler bypass, and lastly using a supermagnet, and also have to do the outro.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

This time it opened even faster...

[–] [email protected] 72 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Okay, we're going to be using this isolinear chip reprogrammer Bosnian Bill and I made...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

B'Elorean Bill

[–] [email protected] 71 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Doctor: "Who are you and how did you get in here?"

Miles: "I'm a transport engineer and I'm a transport engineer."

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

I'm a locksmith

And I'm a locksmith

[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Lol I bet LockPickingLawyer is a Trek fan, someone send this to him.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Didn't see that punchline coming...

Honestly LPL could probably get through it in seconds if he knows his way around rewiring a plasma conduit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Nah bruh prob just has some way of jiggling it.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He would just slap the panel in a specific spot and the door would open lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

The door would fall over.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

ok that's a :door shwoosh noise: on one...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Well played

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Isn't this dude a hologram tho