You cannot force a baby to change, they have to want to change
this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2023
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One of my psych professors used to respond, "No, you can get anyone to change that you want. All you need is some rope, a car battery, and a bull horn..."
Ok got the rest, now where do I get a baby???
Jim's Discount Babies & Bait Shop, right down on Water Street. Tell Dick he still owes Bob twenty bucks from poker night, mmkay?
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