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Honey, why is there a strange baby in the crib? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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You told me to change the baby

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You cannot force a baby to change, they have to want to change

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One of my psych professors used to respond, "No, you can get anyone to change that you want. All you need is some rope, a car battery, and a bull horn..."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ok got the rest, now where do I get a baby???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Jim's Discount Babies & Bait Shop, right down on Water Street. Tell Dick he still owes Bob twenty bucks from poker night, mmkay?

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