capt_wolf

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

I laughed...

You laughed...

The mop bucket laughed...

I shot the mop bucket.

Good times!

[–] [email protected] 117 points 13 hours ago (25 children)

Original Halo was released in 2001, 23 years ago.

Super Mario Bros was released in 1985, 39 years ago.

There is less time between the release of the first SMB and Halo than Halo and the present day, 16 years...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Seen all of those except Late Night, but I'll check it out! Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have yet to actually play the game, but it's still totally one of the best horror movies I've ever watched. Not even joking.

[–] [email protected] 233 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Who'd have thought banning sex ed in schools would result in unsafe sex amongst teens!?

[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Also, what the fuck is with Japanese law, criminalising modding?

My best guess would be that they're trying to get ahead of the recompiler scene before it catches a bigger foothold. But also, that lumps in the entire rom hacking and fan translation community, which I'm sure they view as perpetuating the piracy of their games.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

The problem is, we want to go to Mars at some point, we don't need his toxic ass ruining it anymore than it has been.

I vote expulsion from the known universe, sealed in a container similar to how we've stored nuclear waste.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Says the elderly man who was found guilty of 34 felonies, a rape, and how many other charges we're still waiting to see justice served for.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And full of superheated gas just like...

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well technically, dice is plural, so this is just a died onion.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago

Going to add that there are only 13 states where underage marriage is actually banned, and that all of those bans are fairly recent.

Delaware (2018), New Jersey (2018), Pennsylvania (2020), Minnesota (2020), Rhode Island (2021), New York (2021), Massachusetts (2022), Vermont (2023), Connecticut (2023), Michigan (2023), Washington (2024), Virginia (2024) and New Hampshire (2024)

 

Because he's too cute to leave in a comment thread!

 

Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.

 

Happy Halloween!

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Libby (www.overdrive.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Don't know how many folks have heard about Libby, but I've used it for a couple years now.

Libby let's you browse your local library's digital catalogue, including all of their audio books. Books can be borrowed for up to 3 weeks, with the option to extend it a sling as there's no one waiting for it. Works on Apple, Android, and in your browser. Best of all, it's all free! I dumped Audible for it and haven't looked back.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Holy crap, they're the worst I've ever seen them this year. Fucking nymphs are all over my patio, the house, the car...

For every one I kill, I find 4 more. Also, I don't remember them jumping like fleas!

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