this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2023
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Come on in and make a new human connection over a cup of coffee (or Teh Tarik). This is a casual community, do whatever you want, share your oyen pics, your frustrations, and even organize a weekend picnic with the community. The world is your oyster.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope it grow up good and taste good 🙈

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We will come to help you taste it 🤐

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's what she said

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wouldnt be so chipper if my hand was shrinking and turning blue.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Can't help it, feeling blue lately

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They level out in a few weeks. Once they calm down, make sure they get a ton of sun and even more water. Like tons of water once you into later summer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ahaha, thanks for the guide, water and sun is not a problem in Malaysia, it's either too blazing hot or too soaking wet. I'm still figuring out whether all the growth guide apply to me or not, since i always found the one that include 4 seasons, while in Malaysia we only have dry season and monsoon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technically it's an unblended soup

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is watermelon juice soup? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Always has been

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's almost freaky how fast melons and squash grow, truly remarkable. And they're mostly being built out of light and water like wtf.

Zuchinni are preposterous. I think they are the result of some kind of Faustian bargain made by some agrarian ancestor. I have like 12 fucking zuchinni on my counter, they're taking over my life.

I've eaten two loaves of zuchinni bread this week and I eat an entire cucumber every day.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Actually a lot of biomass for carbon based life came right off the Earth's atmosphere. Trees are carbon sinks precisely because they suck the carbon dioxide right off the air. Conversely when you exercise you're literally breathing out those kilos.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

touching them a lot can slow growth

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m so envious! I love plants but they never seem to like my care. Most of them end up dead.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Huhu, i have more failure story than the success one 🙈

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It’s a watermelon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watermelon?wprov=sfti1

Cucumbers grow longer and keep their flowers longer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Watermelon! It's Sugarbaby cultivar