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[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Guys, gals, and non-binary pals.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

Bastards, bitches and assholes.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Penn Jillette has some shit takes at times, but I feel like he landed on a good one when he was workshopping an inclusive greeting on his podcast:

"Welcome brothers, sisters and siblings to...."

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fuck yeah, Kenji! (He's the one that popularized the phrase afaik, apologies if not)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Oh this is pretty good... I'm stealing this.

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oi cunts! Seems to fit everyone...

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fails hard if you can't do an australian accent and you're speaking to an audience of women though

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Thats when ya go with "Sup Bitches"

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (7 children)

"Sup Fuckers" is my go to.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The south, interestingly enough, always got it right: “Y'all."

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's the singular. The plural is All y'all

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Nah, y'all is a small group. All y'all is a big group.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sup fuckers and non-fuckers (ace inclusion is important)

Ladies, Gentlmen, and other androgynous creatures (odo)

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Not inclusive of the rich, so even better

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (11 children)

"Sup dudes" is what I use. easier.

edit: if there's any confusion, always defer to the philosophy of Ed from Good Burger.

"I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. Cause we're all dudes! (hey!)"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Dudes, guys, and boiiii are gender neutral terms and that's a hill I'll die on

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My manager says "hello kittys", that one is excellent because it weirds everyone out. Especially in a button-down corporate environment.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Guys, gals and nonbinary pals

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

"What up, dipshits?"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bitches, bros, and nonbinary hoes

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For what it’s worth, I don’t think “girls, gays, and theys” was ever meant to be inclusive of everyone. It’d be more like replacing “the boys” in “I was just out with the boys”.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Greetings, citizens of earth

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

pov I'm watching the ceo explain how "restructuring" 100 people out of their jobs is not layoffs because we're actually doing great financially

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Alrighty campers

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Esteemed comerades...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

You've violated the law!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

No brownie points for guessing my preference here. Flawless, indeed.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

What about brony points?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I learned one from a Tom Lehrer concert decades ago (I wasn't there -- it was a recording)

"As Malcolm X was fond of saying 'Good evening to my friends and enemies. I say that because I can't believe everyone here is my friend, and I don't want to exclude anyone'"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like the moderately-formal one from Dragonball Z Abridged: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the Technicolor Rainbow In Between!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I find "hello, fellow kids" is what keeps me in with the hep crowd.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Negative, I am a meat popsicle

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Im a fan of "Team" in a business setting.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (15 children)

If by fan you mean "my innards shrivel in disgust", then that makes two of us

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

"Alright you 'orrible lot!" has been my go-to. But I'm partial to "Hey Nooblets!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (25 children)

I like "ladies, boys, and ladyboys" myself, but I value comedy over being inoffensive.

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