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Fun game: read HP, and sub the word 'wand' our for penis euphemisms

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"The schlong choses the wizard"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I mean traditionally, the word to swap on was wang.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's just one letter away from "wang"...

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's a classic: https://archive.ph/dRsjY

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Lmfao

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anyone who read the books know what happened next?!??

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell me you're not a catholic boy without saying it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I’ve never cringed so hard while choking with laughter.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Both of the characters in this meme own slaves.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who does Harry own?

Also, can Dumbledore own slaves if he's dead?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh yeah. In all fairness, I'm sure Harry would happily let Kreacher be free if he wouldn't instantly go on snitch on them to Voldie & Co.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you're saying Harry would totally stop owning a person if it didn't have negative consequences for Harry?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Next time you accidentally own a slave, do let me know when you decide to let them go free with the consequence being a murderous wizard immediately shows up at your house.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh god, are you one of those S.P.E.W. members?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Me when I'm a famous author who hates trans people and I decide to make the anti-slavery movement in my book a huge joke

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Dumbledore = catholic Gandalf

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A racist a transphobe and an antisemite walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "aren't you that girl who wrote harry potter??"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago