this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2023
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

Here are the current tags:

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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

That's a good start, now bread it with cornmeal and fry it. Corn Candy Corn dog

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Trying to make it a first class food felony?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

And then dunk it in corn syrup and coat it with fried corn chip pieces.

Corn coated corn dipped corn candy corn dog

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You mean "unheated". You can't buy a hot dog that hasn't been cooked, at least I've never seen one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Why would you cook something that's not made of food?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

An international tribunal is currently being assembled to try you for war crimes, congratulations.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“Do you hate yourself enough to try this? Congratulations, you may be suicidally depressed!”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I must. Kill.