That's a good start, now bread it with cornmeal and fry it. Corn Candy Corn dog
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz
or foo bar baz [Meta]
would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)
Trying to make it a first class food felony?
And then dunk it in corn syrup and coat it with fried corn chip pieces.
Corn coated corn dipped corn candy corn dog
uncooked ._.
You mean "unheated". You can't buy a hot dog that hasn't been cooked, at least I've never seen one.
Why would you cook something that's not made of food?
An international tribunal is currently being assembled to try you for war crimes, congratulations.
“Do you hate yourself enough to try this? Congratulations, you may be suicidally depressed!”
I must. Kill.