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[–] [email protected] 412 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The guy being more upvoted is the most Reddit thing

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Homie, that "guy" is also a woman

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On dog, everyone internet. No one know human

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean, duh. Everyone on the internet is just women pretending to be men.

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[–] [email protected] 240 points 1 year ago (54 children)

You mean women are people who knows how to navigate to a website, sign up for accounts, and express our own points of view on different topics? How could this be possible?

[–] [email protected] 123 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 184 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Fake + gay

Women are a rumor

[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Top 5 Creatures of Folklore according to Redditors:

  • Chupacabra
  • The Jersey Devil
  • Bigfoot
  • Mothman
  • Women on the internet
[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

There are no women on the internet. Men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

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[–] [email protected] 152 points 1 year ago (2 children)

poor guy spent so much time on reddit that he forgot women exist

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are no women on reddit. Only men, the FBI, shills, and the occasional dog who learned to type.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I would love to meet a typing dog. I wonder what it would be like.

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[–] [email protected] 133 points 1 year ago (14 children)

There are no women on the internet

/s

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (25 children)

There are no women on the internet

!https://i.imgur.com/f2rLQ.png

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

Holy incel, batman!

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[–] [email protected] 131 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

People always forget about the rules of the internet.

Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Which is weird when you think about Rule 31: Tits or GTFO—the choice is yours.

And to that I say...

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It was fun when I read a reddit story and at the end realize I was imagining the wrong gender. Then I would reread the story and it made a lot more sense, like a movie with a twist ending and flashbacks to previous scenes.

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago (26 children)

Dating is different for gay people? Since when? I'm gay and dating is a neverending slog of trying to find one decent functional adult in a sea of jackasses. How is this different?

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (31 children)

I mean, the irony is that there are even less women on lemmy than on reddit so like...

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (7 children)

there's at least the two of us

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The updoots tell a harrowing tale.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Back in the day we had a rules of the internet and they were clear: there are no women on the internet. So you are not fooling me

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can confirm. The moment my wife opens a web browser, her breasts invert, a beard grows out and a massive shlong replaces her lady cave.

[–] AI_toothbrush 52 points 1 year ago

All transmascs should know this one trick

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wait! Girls EXIST on the internet ‽‽‽ /s

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Ah yes, the old "I reject your reality and substitute my own".

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

My homie need to go touch grass

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (10 children)

I've noted that for some reason society in general seems clueless that women actually exist

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nah dude liking dicks is hella gay

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does... does this mean we finally killed heteronormativity? /j

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yay, we replaced it with more ?masculinormativity? :D.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Sorry but the upvotes determine the truth here.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

What's red's username? PM_ME_YOUR_TITS?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

This genius and his two sock puppets are really crushing the comment section. You always have to insert a lol in order to convey the levity of your position when shitting on the plebs from a great height.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What is a woman?

Clearly not that dude!

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