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[–] [email protected] 93 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Honestly. I used to watch my dad have like 4 channels he could switch between so he didn't have to do commercials. I used to think that was weird, and indicative of some poor character traits. I was a judgemental little shit.

Now this meme is me. I have become my father.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago

Turns out nobody wants to watch commercials. The cycle repeats itself.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And you can't do this anymore, at least with broadcast TV. My local diner as a bunch of TV's on about the place, all tuned to the local Fox, CBS, NBC, etc. affiliates so you have the rare opportunity to see them all at once. They're all timed so their commercial breaks coincide with one another. It's down to the split second -- every channel goes to commercial at the same time, for the same length of time. It has to be intentional.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That was mostly the case in the 90s as well. On the 30m mark, everything was wrapping up / starting at the same time. In the middle, you might have 30-90 seconds of a show on another channel that was throwing to commercial at a slightly different time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

This is why TBS always started programs at five past the half hour. When the program was finished you would have missed the first five minutes of any program on another network thus encouraging you to stay tuned to TBS .

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I had a TV with picture-in-picture. That was a great feature for avoiding commercials.

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

-The break meant that there would be at least 15 minutes of no ads after

-During that long break you had the ability to empty your bladder, or get more snacks

-You didn't get repeats of ads during that singular break

-The ads weren't targeted to you specifically, but targeted to the viewers of the show you were watching

-The advertisers saw value in "quality over quantity"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

i agree, advertisements used to be way less intrusive and therefore they were more tolerable

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

I am watching sitcoms from the 70s and you notice that they last for 25-26 minutes instead of 22 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh my God the repeating ads really are what makes it so much worse. Whenever I watch something on Hulu I have to sit through the same three commercials and it becomes completely mind numbing. Cable had more variety since it wasn't as targeted.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I've never been able to see the point of repeated ads. If I didn't want the thing 30 seconds ago I'm still not going to want it now. PTL for 30s jump forward, not even fastforwarding ads these days.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah sorry not every aspect of my life needs to have advertisements trying to ram themselves down my throat.

Let me just enjoy something without interrupting me every 5-10 minutes.

Also idk about you but commercials on TV were just as infuriating to deal with

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

All ⚠️ advertising ⚠️ is ⚠️ theft ⚠️ of ⚠️ time

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

that is a great marketing angle.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If companies want me to watch them while they pee they can fucking pay me for it.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The 90s ads gave me time to use the bathroom and get snacks in an era where shows could not be paused. I took advantage of that time.

Now it's too short to do anything, or I need to press a button to end the commercial after 5 seconds, requiring my attention.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Not to mention that the 5 seconds countdown timer is bullshit. In actuality, the timer appears after about a second of playing through the ad, then locks at 5 seconds for about a second and a half, then slowly counts down to 1 where it locks for a second and a half again, and finally gives you the option to skip the ad. I'd wager it's closer to 7 or 8 seconds per "5 second" ad.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

There is a limited amount of tolerance for ads, and I had that all used up by the time I was 25. Now they can all go fuck themselves and I'll read a book or build an end table before I watch another ad.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

You need uBlock origin!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

It’s hard to retain patience when literally everything everywhere all the time constantly tries to shovel ads down your throat

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

90’s me had a lot more free time, since he was a child being carried by my parents. So, my free time is waaaaay more valuable now.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

It could be nostalgia, but I feel like commercials used to be a lot better. Well produced jingles, kinda funny characters, etc. In the 90’s, everything on MTV was designed to make you feel cool for watching it, even the commercials.

Now there are just too many ads for medications. Oh, and those ads that pretend to be the lowest quality twitch streams with no production at all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There were two types of ads on TV. The expensive widely broadcasted ads from the big firms. These are likely the ones you remember.

Then there were the locally produced low budget ads. Like the car dealerships dressed in costumes shouting at the camera.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ads are a way for corporations to steal your life from you, 2-3 minutes at a time.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

I've recently gotten hit by the 3-strike adblocker blocker. Had to download a Tampermonkey script to get around that shit.

YouTube makes enough money off selling my browsing history and stats, I don't need to waste my time watching 3 unskippable ads.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

I remember forgetting what I was watching because of the length of commercial breaks back then. There is a good reason to hate ads.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

I feel less like we have lost patience so much as gained a respect for our own time and autonomy in being relegated to being nothing more than a product. At least that is what it is for me.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

I'll admit it does feel like someone killed my dog when it's the SAME ad over and over.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

One of the very few benefits of cable was that you could be watching one channel, then when the commercials come on, you could switch to another channel and watch that until the commercials come on. Then you could just keep pressing the "Back" or "Previous" button to switch between the two.

Had this mastered back in the late 2000s, rarely had to sit through a commercial break if you knew the channel schedules.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I didn't have a choice back then. Now that I do, fuck ads!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Also, no one had a happy face watching same ads for 150th time.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Somehow I feel like tv commercials are more tolerable than the ones you get in the internet and games.
Also: use https://piped.video/ for watching youtube videos without ads. And no, that isn't a porn site domain even if it sounds like one.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's because TV commercials were usually well made, or for stuff you might need. For the stuff you didnt need, it was entertaining. (You remember the IBM TV ads in the 90s?) YouTube ads are for overpriced junk and dropshipping (raycon earbuds) when it's not get rich quick scams.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You forgot dodgy videos that YouTube would nuke a creators channel without a second thought otherwise

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

4 second my ass. You could either get multiple ads or even unskippable one. Btw, did you enjoy having to push a button every few minutes instead of be free to do anything else?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

ublock n sponsorblock

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Me pushing the "fast forward 30 seconds button on my VCR remote 3 times" and not watching TV live.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I don't know, something about seeing the same diarrhea pills ad over and over doesn't exactly spark joy for me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Ain't nobody got... Wait, I closed it out of reflex... yes that was a good decision.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I have noticed that people are generally less patient these days. I am pretty efficient at doing stuff at work, but at home or other places when I am trying to be relaxed and I take some time to do something, or even think about something more than a second, other person is getting angry for some reason, like I am wasting their time or something, even though I've noticed that they don't really use their time for anything other than browsing social media and being distracted by notifications on their phone.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How does the line go...

"Life is pain highness, anyone who says otherwise is selling something".

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I've noticed more often I'm getting two unskippable 15 second ads. I've been watching YouTube less and less because of it. A lot of creators I like are on other platforms, like Nebula or Spotify. It's moved to the end of the line for when I'm looking to watch or listen to stuff.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At least in the 90's ads were interesting

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