this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

I feel personally attacked.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just started it man. Guess I’ll have to push it back…

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

We need an eyebleach sub...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

laughs maniacally in bidet

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Dat finger tho

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun to see this while on the toilet after uncoiling some rope, but I bidet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

uncoiling some rope

Gonna use this in a conversation in the future. Big lol energy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Lol got me with this one! Wiping!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Me lying in bed.

grabs pillow case

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

But i just ast down..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yes, ma'am 🫡

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Shit don't change until you get up and wash your ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

But I have no toilet paper next to my bed and my name is not Amber!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Too late, it's crusty

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Phone poop 😁.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Damn. This was pretty well timed for me. Guess im done here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm gonna need a chisel and hammer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hahahaha got me with that one!

[–] Roggie 2 points 1 year ago

But I can feel some more up there, I gotta wait for it to come out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh, she got me!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That got me exactly in right moment

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