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hoptal rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (1 children)

l'hôpital's rule

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

Did you derive that limited joke all by yourself?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Too much acetaminophen can lead to liver failure, fwiw.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Also they both have dmx, so it would be an extremely unpleasant hallucinatory high

Edit: as pointed out below, I mean DXM. I'm keeping this mistake

[+] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sir, I wish to inform you that you have been selected in an unclear process by a black clothed man in the style of a rapper who has recieved the given name of "X." A result of being selected in this process; the man known as "X" has a plan which he will soon execute in which he will decide to distribute something that is of an unknown quantity or nature but is likely to be dangerous to yourself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Accordingly, you are advised to cease recreational activities.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Knock knock, open up the Dayquil, it's real.

With th' non stop, pop-pop of its a hallucination

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

DMX is who gets you hyped up DXM is what makes you trip

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

extremely unpleasant? to each their own

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

Bro drank just quil

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

good luck on the liver transplant list

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

A man drank a bottle of dayquil and a bottle of nightquil. This is what happened to his liver.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

nightquil

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

skamtebord

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

He cannot type the I and s anymore, so sad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

but which two indefinetly differentiable functions divieded by each others limit did it make you look for?