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alt textComic strip of a ghost and a person with the American flag pasted on the head. The ghost repeats "Boo!" in the first three panels without getting any reaction, but when it in the fourth panel says "kg, cm, km, °C" the American gets scared and screams "AHHHH!!!".

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Tax-funded health care. Making sure crazy people can't buy machine guns. Voting for reasonable candidates.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

You forgot that only a good guy with a gun-safe filled with AR-15s can stop a bad guy with a glock

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Aaaand ... DD/MM/YYYY 🫠

[–] [email protected] 68 points 9 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

As much as I vehemently dislike US customary units, MM/DD/YYYY is the USA's greatest notation crime.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (4 children)

This one wouldn't make sense as they say dates as month day, year.
To me, dates should always be written in international format: YYYY-MM-DD

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

$ 50

Do you call this fifty dollars, or dollar fifty?

Lots of stuff is written differently, than it is spoken. In case of the date it is weird, not to go from biggest to smallest or vice versa. I guess you are used to it now, but for me it would be the same as putting seconds before minutes or inches before feet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Depends on context, IMO did/mm/yyyy is the most natural when writing some text, but partial ISO yyyy-mm-dd is ideal for when naming files and directories, makes lexicographical ordering follow chronological order.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Big-endian vs little-endian all over again

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The only properly measured thing Americans bring to their schools is 9mm's 😔

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Categorically false. They also bring 5.56x40mm.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

.9mm mechancal pencils (.7 breaks too easy)

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (16 children)

As an American, I can confidently say I'm sick of this Imperial/SAE shit.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)

What really grinds my gears - literally - is having to have two sets of sockets because America. It's really gets annoying when you lose your 10mm socket and the other one isn't quite right, but you can't work out is 18/32s is close enough and then you bust a nut.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I just hate the fact if 10mm is too big, I can get 9mm, but if 15/16 is too big, fuck me, I guess. Bringing the full toolbox over because what random fucking bullshit number comes before it?

Like I'm here to fix shit, not do math to figure out which socket is one size smaller.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I just read that as "socks", which made the last sentence really weird

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (3 children)

You know what pissed me off earlier this year? We took a trip from the U.S. to Canada and my Prius didn't even have the option to show kmph instead of mph on the dashboard. We looked through the manual, we looked online. My specific model doesn't allow it. Why?!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Because freedom 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

World work better with "socialism." Because screw capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or gun control. Or free healthcare. Or abortion. Or a free online automated tax return system.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

or public transport, ending the war on drugs, LGBTQ+ rights, fixing climate change, eating less meat, funding education, non-predatory student loans, living wage, affordable homes, ending slavery in prisons, ending corporations as people, ending super PACs and lobbying, and establishing ranked choice voting or even basic democratic concepts as one-man-one-vote.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (10 children)

Except in drug deals (kg), foot races (5km), and science (°C).

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

And school supplies (9mm)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Oh! Oh! Try "Paid maternity leave!" porky-scared

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

America is totally used to the KKK

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

@burgers if metric sucks so bad why do you use it for your guns

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

oooh, shots fired

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Arma players are more at home with km than miles because they never leave the basement to use it irl

(jk I am that guy)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Fuck, you scared me!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

me to imperial measurements: i am going to kill you

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