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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

give all blind people sight but only while they're blinking

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

For maximum suffering you want the end of the "trial" to be after a random period: the anxiety really adds quite the extra punch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Better not drive or do anything precarious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It would feel random to them. It's not as if they know in advance what is going to happen. They'd still be freaking out trying to get a handle on it when it went away.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Seeing other people lose it, one after the other at unpredictable times, is what would really screw up the ones who still had it.

Humans are really bad at dealing with expected events which come at unpredictable times, both bad things and good things - the former can induce constant fear and anxiety and is apparently used in torture, whilst the later (for example the receiving of "premiums" at random intervals) can induce gambling addiction.

(I wasn't clear before that it's after a random period different per individual. Sorry to any would be torturer).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

#I don't know what to express.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Everyone can hear from one dead loved one, but they can only describe the pain they felt while dying.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You get 24 hours with the one individual who would be the absolute best romantic match for you. Physically. Emotionally. Spiritually. It ends just before you put it in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

24 hours and you don't exchange contact info?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

It's a Quantum Leap-type deal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I'd never find the courage anyway, so we'd live happily ever after

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

No courage necessary. The connection is so natural that everything just flows organically. It feels like mind reading.

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