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[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

well they did have their own language until we fucked them out of it

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're a lumberjack and that's ok!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let's be real here, we usually just stick all of them in a blender and pour ourselves one glass of perfectly mixed accent juice

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This! My English accent is so all over the place, I can't even spot the differences if I hear them. I can't tell, If someone is British, American, Australian etc because I mix them up so much myself

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I feel like all three of those accents have normal/fancy/wildcard options within them

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

As an Aussie I can confirm we have normal & wildcard, anyone trying fancy is just a knobhead.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've had a scottish-texan accent for half a year once, and now I have an american accent sometimes while speaking german, my mother language, shit's wild

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Scottish-Texan? I can’t even comprehend what that would sound like. Congratulations, you’ve been speaking an eldritch tongue. Try not to summon Cthulhu.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why choose when you can just randomly mix them

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Just choose Australian. Tbh we don't care how you say it just be loud.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have a buddy who learned English as a second language early in life and he has a fluent Irish accent. I've never been able to wrap my head around that one.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm Canadian in Ontario and the first five years of my life, all I spoke or heard was my cultural language Ojibway-Cree. I went to school where I learned English but continued to only mostly speak my language.

Then I spent an awkward period as a teenager speaking English with a Native accent ... a classic TV stereotypical Native accent and it was horrible. It took me about a decade to get over that phase, now I speak English as boringly as any Canadian. Not bad eh?

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

I lived in South Korea for a while and I met a South Korean young lady who had learned English from an Australian teacher. This Korean girl had the most beautiful Australian accent with a hint of Korean. She was very talkative, Asian people get excited when they meet english-speakers so they can practice speaking English with us. So she talked a lot. It was a beautiful culture medley.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In order of appearance: wildcard, simplified, traditional.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My English accent usually depends on the most common accent in the podcasts I've been hearing that week

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Haha you'll never take my French accent away!

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

arrives late….

Cunts….

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't think you choose, it's just kinda what you grow up around

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I know a 100% native english speaker, who randomly switches between british, australian, Scottish and American accents.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

As an American I feel like either US or UK could be considered the "normal" one, UK or AUS the "fancy" one, and US and AUS the "wildcard" (from the UK perspective).

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I think Finnish school teaches the American pronunciation.

In my case; western games further hammered that down between my ears.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Interesting. German schools teach British English. It's with time that I was more and more influenced by American English but first and foremost I have a strong German accent

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No no, I speak a combination of the three. Although American English dominates my accent. That's what you get when you grow up watching English-speaking media. You pick up their accents and you make one of your own.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In Europe we call it "Euro-English"

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I got mine originally from TV, as in my country everything is subtitled, so that means I ended up with an americanized accent (it isn't really an "american" accent because there is no such things as an american accents but rather several).

It was of course poluted by my own native language (portuguese, from Lisbon) accent.

Then I went and lived in The Netherlands for almost a decade so my accent started adding dutch "effects" (like a "yes" that sounds more like "ya", similar to the dutch "ja").

And after that I lived for over a decade in England, so my accent moved a lot towards the English RP accent. In fact I can either do my lazy accent (which is the mix of accents I have) or pull it towards a pretty decent English RP accent if needed for clarity.

By this point I can actually do several English Language accents, though mostly only enough to deceive foreigners rather than locals - so, say, a Scottish accent that will deceive Americans but Brits can spot it as not really being any of the various Scottish accents - including the accents of foreign language speakers in English (i.e. how a french or italian will sounds speaking english or even the full-force portuguese accent when speaking english, which I don't naturally have anymore).

That said, IMHO it is very hard for somebody who grew up in a foreign country speaking a foreign language to fine tune their accent so that it sounds perfect to the ears of a local, and this is valid for all languages, not just English.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No thanks. We non-native/native english speaker from South East Asia have our own accent.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Oi cunt!

The bogan talk fits my gopnik soul like cat's pyjamas

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

As a native speaker, I agree.

But the way check out c/Englishlearning if you are learning English.

There is not much there, but I’m happy to help and answer questions.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's just as bad in spanish. I'm an american with a colombian paisa accent in spanish and it messes with the mexicans. They love it since it's not what they usually hear.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I once did one of those quizzes that figures out where your American accent is from and I got mostly LA and midwest. Makes sense since I learned from watching TV shows.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I have read British and American books galore (i.e. thousands), and I've listened to English (BBC, BFBS) and American (AFN, Movies) audio sources. My vocabulary and accent is a wild mix of both, so the British consider me American, and the American think I'm British.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

i pick English canada always

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I chose Russia (despite being born in Germany and not of Russian heritage). It just sounds more badass than a German accent.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

My accent is a mix of all these three, plus the effect my friends from India have hd on me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd low-key like to learn a Scottish accent. But I doubt it would ever be good.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

How about Northside Dubliners picking a Dub Southside accent to sound posher, or Southsiders picking a Northside Dub accent to sound more gangsta? It's an actual thing. ^^

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