It’s okay if you don’t understand.

All you need to do is say “Rust” and “memory safety” a lot and join us at the crab rave.

If you ever see a news article about hacking or an exploit, or a major service go down, you just say tsk-tsk they should have used memory safe Rust, and your comment will be as informative as 80% of other comments.

Don't forget the german

That's so yaml

And Star Trek

Fake it 'til you make it.

If

Else if

Else if

Else if

Else if

Repeat for a few thousand lines. Have a goto 1 at the bottom. It's not hard.

Edit: Yandere was a better meme when it was just bad code.

I have only been on the fediverse for a month but I’m pretty sure I could start my own software engineering company on the pc I just built (Linux OS, of course).

No one understands it. Am yet to run into something humorous.

git outta-here

try {
  const joke = allProgrammingJokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * allProgrammingJokes.length)];
  if (!getJoke(joke)) {
    throw new Error("Joke not understood");
  }
} catch (error) {
  console.log("lol *upvotes*");
}

function getJoke(joke) {
  // This function is intentionally flawed to always return false.
  // It's a part of the joke!
  return false;
}

Me, who knows a smidge of CSS, "I belong here"

It's mostly "I don't understand JS, funny right?"

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