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[–] [email protected] 91 points 9 months ago (4 children)

It’s okay if you don’t understand.

All you need to do is say “Rust” and “memory safety” a lot and join us at the crab rave.

If you ever see a news article about hacking or an exploit, or a major service go down, you just say tsk-tsk they should have used memory safe Rust, and your comment will be as informative as 80% of other comments.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you see somebody talking about a CVE just remind them that it has never been seen in the wild.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

should have used memory safe Rust

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I've seen those words before!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Haha JavaScript am I right? 💀💀💀

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was “Rust” and “furry”

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Sie haben gerufen? Worum geht's?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I only learnt what ich iel meant this week so this is totally ich iel

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Ich im echte Leben

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I bet they program in HTML!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Bro your account 420 years old?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Lol, you are right

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

c/Risa is inevitable, you should just start watching Star Trek.

I started watching Deep Space 9, it’s pretty interesting so far. But I only realized halfway through the first season that it wasn’t the one with Patrick Stewart or the bearded guy that says “Didn’t happen.”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (5 children)

How far into Deep Space 9 are you? If you find it interesting now you'll probably thoroughly enjoy seasons 5-7.

If you want to try watching the Patrick Stewart one (The Next Generation) I suggest starting with the pilot / first episode, then the season 2 episode "Measure of a Man" and then watch all episodes starting with season 3 onward. Keep in mind The Next Generation chronologically comes before Deep Space 9.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And you can greatly boost learning by applying Cunningham's Law.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Cunningham’s Law.

"the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Famously, and in formal completion of Cunningham's law disapproval. Cunningham has never said that, and actually disagrees with the aphorism, he's been quoted qualifying it as a misquote and a proof of misinformation spread on the internet in complete self-defeating disprove.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

If

Else if

Else if

Else if

Else if

Repeat for a few thousand lines. Have a goto 1 at the bottom. It's not hard.

Edit: Yandere was a better meme when it was just bad code.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Whoa everybody look at Ms 'AI' Fancy pants here.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have only been on the fediverse for a month but I’m pretty sure I could start my own software engineering company on the pc I just built (Linux OS, of course).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I dunno, hows your sock situation?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

No one understands it. Am yet to run into something humorous.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
try {
  const joke = allProgrammingJokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * allProgrammingJokes.length)];
  if (!getJoke(joke)) {
    throw new Error("Joke not understood");
  }
} catch (error) {
  console.log("lol *upvotes*");
}

function getJoke(joke) {
  // This function is intentionally flawed to always return false.
  // It's a part of the joke!
  return false;
}
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

allProgrammingJokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * allProgrammingJokes.length)]

This might throw array index out of bounds errors.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

ECMAScript spec says Math.random must be less than 1. I was about to stop there, but a thought occurred to me: could the multiply with a float make a number large enough to floor to a different value for large enough values? 🤔

I imagine it'd have to be a ridiculously large number to amount enough floating point imprecision to matter, if so.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Me, who knows a smidge of CSS, "I belong here"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Counter strike source was best, what map is your favourite?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

It's mostly "I don't understand JS, funny right?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

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