this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Of all the things that happened, this happened the most. Trust me bro. wink

[–] Jolteon 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No matter how absolutely it happened, it is still hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I will never tire of reading greentext fiction

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

God damn, that was a bold ass wink

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago

finally a believable story

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't believe this, he doesn't even mention what weights he uses on his lids.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you lift, bro?

.7 grams, bro.

BRO.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Man that's nothing, I used to tape my eyes shut and open them through sheer will power.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Moral of the story: never skip lid day

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I have an urge to want to see swole lids now