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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna bring in a guy he's an expert on coffee

Guy: hmm, yes this will give you liquid shit

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pro tip: only drink caffeine when you need it. You won't develop a tolerance, and the positive effects will be enhanced.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Um... I need it all day everyday... so says my body

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Find 3-4 days you can afford to be tired and quit cold turkey. It's worth it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I used to smash a monster recovery on the drive to work, pick up a large iced coffee from McDonald's on the way in, finish that by lunch, and drink my second monster recovery after.

I stopped all that cold turkey back in 2020 and now rarely have a morning cup of coffee that I never finish.

It's wild looking back on that, so much stress and caffeine. I'll never go back to it though, and I don't miss it one bit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Spotted the person without ADHD here.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

it astounds me how i can chug 400 mg of caffeine and feel N O T H I N G

like why the fuck is this not the primary way to diagnose adhd? have people take 3 caffeine pills and if they completely forget about having done so within 5 minutes then congratulations here's your adderall prescription!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Everyone here is like "IF I DONT GET MY DEXTROMETHAMPHETAMINE ITS YOUR FAULT I CANT CLEAN MY ROOM!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This just made me laugh so hard and abruptly on the toilet that I pooped it all in one swift go.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Mate that is gross

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pro tip: take L-Theanine pills with your caffeine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Interesting. Never heard of this before. What specifically is it supposed to help with? The energy boost or the anxiety?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The anxiety. It's a chemical found in teas that's credited for the calmer caffeine boost they provide.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's supposed to maintain (and maybe enhance) the increased alertness of caffeine while counteracting the jitters and anxiety.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hm. That's what weed does to me. I love being hyperstoned. Double fisting a cup of joe and a blunt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I haven't heard of any negative health effects. It's naturally found in tea, for whatever that's worth.

I can't put my finger on any studies that support the jitters/anxiety claim atm. Here's one that suggests that the combination improves performance more than caffeine alone: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18681988/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They have this supplement for pets too, randomly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Try different types of coffee, even different regions or growing conditions.

Among arabica clutivars, Ethiopian beans seem to sit the best with me, Brazilian makes me anxious AF.

I suspect altitude might be the correlation -- Colombian, Kenyan, PNG also seem to sit well; Indian, Australian, Mexican also make me anxious.

Brewing methods can give different feels, too. Espresso vs filter vs cold drip.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I suggest getting long Covid, now I need an espresso in the evening just to function while I get the kids to bed and read to them and I barely even feel it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And then you cant sleep and the whole thing starts again?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Weirdly I can, I used to be so sensitive to coffee that anything past early afternoon was guaranteed trouble. Now I can do it at 6 or 7 and still collapse at a normal time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Me but energy drinks 😢

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

my favourite is when it makes me anxious but also keeps me absolutely exhausted

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Love it when I drank it and it either gave me paralizing anxiety or made me sleepy(the ability to properly rest was out the question though)