this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I read that three times and still feel like I’m having a stroke.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

It pains me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Okay so I’m not the only one, ty

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why's he being so god damned sexual about whatever the hell that meant?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It’s oven at nothing like all

Like all

Like all

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Sturpid smexy Arbuckle

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Jon Arbuckle exudes a sensual energy that cannot be contained. He's pure sexual dynamite.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

I'm sorry, Jon, you have carbon monoxide poisoning.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

gas turned up a little high on your oven there Jon

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Aneurysm & Dementia Posting

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

I don't appreciate the seductive look this man is giving his cat and have called the authorities.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

What...what are you doing step-turkey?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

stupid sexy jim

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I really have to read which community I'm in before reading some posts. It hurt my brain trying to figure this out until I realized where this post was.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Read this five times and can't make sense of it, gonna pour another coffee and try later.

Also, if Jim gets stuck in that oven, that's some weirdass kinky porn, brah.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

sudo dd if=~/pie of=/dev/oven bs=20 status=progress

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

@snaptastic would find this comment relevant, I bet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The lemmy legend has found this community. My life has meaning now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

This community physically pains me. It's great, lol.

I've subbed and will send any relevant posts this way if I come across them!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

No, it's an edit. Few years old meme when a genius threw a nonsense copy pasta onto a comic strip and this gem was born. I still have no idea what the original says, but probably something boring about lasagna.