this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean why buy a dining room table when you can just steal your neighbors patio furniture

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Did he need the umbrela too?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Of course, it really ties the room together

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Skin cancer’s a killer. Can’t be too careful.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Why set up the umbrella?

When I started typing that, it was an idle question, but now I’m genuinely curious. WHY.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

Upstairs neighbor's toilet leaks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Without it the picture would just be a bit tragic, but now it looks like they couldn't be bothered to remove it when they brought the garden furniture in

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I came here to ask that exact question...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

The swimming pool on the roof sometimes springs a leak. ;3 HTP

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Too bright form the window!! Lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Highlight the high ceilings?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

The ability to dine in any type of indoor weather cannot be undersold.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

For when your roof leaks

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Kitchen could use some more charm but I like the patio umbrella.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking the same. If you really committed to the theme and added some decorations and plants, it could actually be kinda charming. The chairs would still be uncomfortable though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

like thise 1950s bomb shelters that try to pretend like everything is normal

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Replace the canopy with hanging plants and I would actually love this

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

innit bad luck to open an umbrella indoors?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Unless it's a functional decision. Which it most likely is here.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Clearly a listing from Anytown, USA

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I hate everything about this.