this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Inflammatory bowel disease transform and roll out

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great meme and literally a shitpost. And the fact that I saw this whilst squeezing out a log makes it even better.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I wish you a good poo, a wrinkly brain and a mega mind!

[–] RaincoatsGeorge 11 points 1 year ago

Excessive pooping was also acknowledged to have an increased risk as well, although it was mild.

One thing we are discovering is just how much your GI health is related to your cognitive and mental health.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Did you know that you don't actually have to poop every time you take a phone-break on the toilet?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Why would you lie on the internet?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh no, i take phone breaks between my shits. Usually when i'm shitting i'm figuring out solutions to the worlds problems, disproving well established theorems and stuff. However when i'm done shitting i keep forgetting the solutions so here we are.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I poop like twice or three times a week

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

How? You must look like a pregnant lady.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s… not normal. You should mention this to your doctor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

still a lack of fiber. normal but not as healthy as every day shitters

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My friends (a couple) eat as healthily and varied as possible, they are not vegetarian but pretty close to it... The guy shits at least once a day the gal shits twice a week... They eat the same food! 🤷

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

shitting twice a week sounds like elevated colon cancer risk to me. idk how someone who eats adequate fiber be shittin that infrequently. she gotta switch to that whole grain

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'm improving my mental capabilities even right now

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Those are rookie numbers. You got to get those numbers up. 20+ or gtfo.

Signed - a Crohn's disease sufferer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Can confirm.

Source: am pooping now

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I think your head is big from brain enema

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Not from a GI doctor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

finally, a win for me!