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I know this isn't any kind of surprise, and yet, well...

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (7 children)

2100 and 2400 will be a shitshow

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Yeah that's a different shitshow but agreed it is likely to be worse - like y2k the effects are smeared out before and after the date.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

32bit systems will stop working. The Unix timestamp, which increases by 1 every second and started the first second of 1970, will reach the max of 32 bit integers. Bad things will follow.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

This has already been patched on all 64 bit OSes though - whatever 32 bit systems are still in existence in another 15 years will just roll their dates back 50 years and add another layer of duct tape to their jerry-rigged existence

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

2038 will certainly be a shit show

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah but I'll be dead so not my problem lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah.

Same thing happened in 2000 and it was a mouse’s fart.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because of months of preparation. I know, I was doing it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And now that every time library has been updated, we're safe until our grandchildren reimplement those bugs in a language that has not yet been invented.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've already seen reimplementation of 2 digit dates here and there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fortunately I will not be involved. Hopefully I can make something from 2038 though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You’re not the only one forseeing a nice consultant payday there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I went to uni in the mid 90s when Y2K prep was all the rage, went back to do another degree 20 years later. It was interesting to see the graffiti in the CS toilets. Two digits up to about 1996, four digits for a decade, then back to two.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

2100 not a leap year (divisible by 100). 2400 is a leap year (divisible by 400). Developing for dates is a minefield.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Because they're not leap years but are 0 === year % 4

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Luckily, none of us will be there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Won’t the computer’s clock reset every time you go to sleep and stop cranking the power generator?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah who knows if our computers are sticks by either date

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Then there's my code, which didn't even survive the time change.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In every project I've ever worked on, there's been somebody who must have been like, "HurDur Storing timestamps in UTC is for losers. Nyeaahh!"

And if I ever find that person, I'm going to get one of those foam pool noodles, and whack him/her over the head with it until I've successfully vented all my frustrations.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I just use a float between 0 and 1 with 0 being 1970 and 1 being the predicted heat death of the universe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only time using UTC breaks down is when any sort of time change gets involved.

If I say I want a reminder at 9am six months from now and you store that as UTC, a day light savings change will mean I get my reminder an hour early or late depending on where in the world I am

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But wouldn't you calculate the time in the future in the right time zone and then store it back as UTC?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It depends on the application.

I don't remember all the specifics but this is the blog post I refer to when this topic comes up

https://codeblog.jonskeet.uk/2019/03/27/storing-utc-is-not-a-silver-bullet/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

So TL;DR: there might be unexpected time zone rule changes in the future. The solution presented in the article is to store both UTC and local time, so the application can easily adjust itself if such change happens.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your code made it to the time change!!?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Same... The change from 12 to 1

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

People who haven't had a birthday in almost four years are like

reaction gif of a little boy busting out a funny celebratory dance in the stands of (probably) an unknown sports event.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Programming aside, where I live in Southern Europe we have a tradition according to which leap years bring bad luck. After 2020, I don't know what to expect... nuclear apocalypse maybe?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Always, always, always, without taking any shortcuts, use a tzinfo library for your language.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Anyone who doesn't use standardized libraries for tz should be summarily tried.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I worked in broadcasting (programming broadcasting applications), everything is done with PTP (Precise Time Protocol) and TC (timecode) in video. We had to support leap second, it's not as easy, but in the end, insert black frames for 1s and that's it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I hope leap days are handled a bit more sophisticated!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Insert black frames for 24 hours and you're good to go!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Haha yes, no problem with those 😁

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not worried about my code, I'm (very slightly) worried about all the date libraries I used because I didn't want code that shit again for the billionth time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your comment made me go look at the source for moment.js. It has "leap" 13 times and the code looks correct. I assume they test stuff like this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm generally using the common data/time libraries in most (if not all) languages and I'm pretty sure they've all been through more than 1 leap year at this point. I just never 100% trust the code I don't control - 99.9% maybe, but never 100.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I just never 100% trust the code I don't control

I never 100% trust the code I do control. Partially because a lot of it is inherited but also because I know corners were cut but I can't always remember when and where

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah... I patched some unit tests...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Before it was 50/50 that they'd fail on leap day, but after the patch it's 50/50.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm not worried at all - I love me some tz database.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I hope the homeassistant guys already have this covered, because I didn't use it 4 years ago to know

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