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[–] [email protected] 93 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Kinky people who want 3+ people involved

[–] [email protected] 61 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I imagine it's kinda like scheduling a DnD session

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago

Hard to get everyone to come on-time

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How similar the act itself is depends heavily on the DM.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

and if the party has a bard

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

God, you have no idea how right you are.

Also a 50/50 chance everyone involved also plays ttrpgs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Does that fraction go up or down as more people join the party.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Well there might be a dungeon involved but the only dragons you'll find are tattoos.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago (2 children)

According to Garfunkle and Oates, the conservatives are using the poophole loophole.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus" is such a great line 😆

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Glad to see your still here lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Thanks lol, right back atya 😁

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Or the "stick it in but don't orgasm" method.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago

Gay men, since cleaning out takes a lot of time.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

So the lesbians are avoiding "Prego" as well?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

how can u get..

pregante?!

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What does pasta sauce have to do with sex?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

pergananant

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Wait… is this a deep cut? Why does this seem familiar?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Or people who can't have hormonal birth control but don't want to get pregnant =)

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Yes because it's a well known fact that if a woman has problems with hormonal birth control then her partner automatically is unable to wear condoms.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

My partner and I always use condoms, but it is nice knowing where I'm at in my cycle. It helps to know how paranoid I should be since I live in a red state.

I don't trust one method of birth control. We've talked about him getting a vasectomy, and I'll probably be getting a microscope.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

To check for sperm. The body can heal in amazing ways, which can include reversing a vasectomy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

No thanks, I already ate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Too see if there's still sperms after the vasectomy.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

That's fair. Before my V my partner was pretty anxious. Plus the few times she's had to have the morning after pill the surge of hormones has fucked her cycle for best part of a year agtert

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

PSA: this is a reminder that no birth control method is fully bullet proof and that it's perfectly valid to want to use condoms and track ovulation cycles at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Also, vasectomy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

No, but maybe they still want to know when they can go at it without one. At least thats what my wife and me are doing.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

There are copper IUD's as an alternative too

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Gods, that sounds awful! I feel for those people... It's difficult/stressful enough otherwise. Those of you have my sympathies.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why are the lesbians not having period sex? It helps the cramps.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

To put it simply, period blood stinks like hell and feels slimy. When you have two people on their period simultaneously, it's going to get really nasty real fast.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Sex is full of stinky body fluids already. My gf and I use a black towel to prevent stains when she is on her period.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Sex isn't supposed to be squeaky clean.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Routine and anticipation enjoyers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Routine and anticipation enjoyers unite! Every other Thursday, except for holidays!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wait why aren't you doing it on holidays 💀 lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

They have previous obligations on holidays. Most organized people do, as far as I know 🤷

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Leabians avoiding 2 periods?

With a chance of making a fool of myself: Isn't it just easier if they are in sync, because then they both get it over with? (As I recall the syncing is something that can happen)

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Synched periods might happen in groups of people who get them due to pure chance, but it isn't an actual thing, and even if it was, it wouldn't be a decision one can just make.. 😂 (not laughing at you just at the idea that we have that kind of control over our periods.. If only!!!)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

This is definitely a thing, all my coworkers are synced and the topic comes up at least once a month 😉

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I still don't fully believe in syncing, but it would take time, and, theoretically, you'd have to spend more time with your partner than you do with anyone else.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

You forgot swingers trying to fuck other people.

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