this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It gets worse to put it through google translate... google translation of the image paints a far less politically correct translation.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

You mean better!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Help... suck dick

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are dirty dictionaries you can buy. I used to have a Spanish one, wouldn't be surprised if they had other language ones too.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you want to come back my place, bouncy-bouncy?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My nipples explode with delight!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

So conversational Chinese then?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of a Rowan Atkinson skit on naughty names...

"Our Russian exchange student, Sukmeyov."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It must have been Steven Colbert’s mother in law Munchma Quchi

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Finally the translations we really need

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you expect from the 'Whore Manual 2023 edition'? This year's edition has a lengthy foreward by Kim Kardashian

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Oh thank god! I thought I was the only one with those dreams

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

So…it was a lucid dream, I’m guessing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not very helpful without pinyin.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think this is for Chinese to English, not the other way

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That makes so much sense, I am shocked that I didn't think of it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Unintentional Berserk reference

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Here I was spending my time learning phrases like "where is the bathroom" and "How much does the milk cost" in my second language.

They go hard in japan I guess.>

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s Chinese, not Japanese.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Greek, French, Spanish,... whatever pleases you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Could you bring me a gyro then please

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

ITT: Redditors that don't know about sex trafficking

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Other people have that dream too?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The horse's owner in my dream only spoke Chinese. I wish I would have had this with me at the time.