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PARIS: Urbanites seeking peace and quiet in the bucolic French countryside will have more difficulty in taking farmers to court over crowing roosters, mooing cows and stinking pigs in the future after parliament passed a new law, reported German news agency (dpa).

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[-] [email protected] 122 points 7 months ago

This is a legitimate problem in rural areas. People will move in next to a pig farm and then complain about the smell. Glad to hear the French farmers got a win.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

A similar problem happens in cities. People move to cities not expecting all the road noise and people noise and complain about it. My buddy owns a rental and tells me about the complaints some people have and it always gets a laugh out of me.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

A few years ago a concert venue was forced to shut down because the land next to it turned into a residential area and they all started complaining about the noise whenever there was a concert.

Imagine moving in next to a place that's sole purpose for existing is loud music and then complaining about the loud music.

Humans are fuckin dumb and I can't wait till we're gone

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Same thing happens with fire houses. People movie into a home directly next to or across from a fire house that has stood for over a hundred years and then complain about the siren.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Got a link? Sounds interesting

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germain_Amphitheater

Though reading through it the noise complaints were only a part of the issues that caused them to close

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Yeah, looks like a pretty minor factor.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

There are 2 Navy helicopter training bases here. This is not a new thing.

And people here as still upset, whine and sue the Navy.

They're very polite BTW. The choppers almost always get to significant altitude before moving around.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

It's happening around the Denver airport (again... happened at the old Stapleton airport too). You stupid idiots bought the house knowing it's next to a giant ass international airport! That's why it was so cheap!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

It goes both ways. I remember when I was a kid and visited my family outside the city... Couldn't sleep, it was eerily quiet.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

You should sue the countruside for being too quiet.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

@Semi-Hemi-Demigod @DerpyPoint is that a new thing specific to post-covid city-accustomed people trying to emigrate to the countryside, being bothered by countrylife and trying to eliminate it?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

It's something that was happening at least 20 years ago as well. Though specifically for pig farms' smell: regulations of how to deal with the smell has long existed and quite often if there's complaints they're not using the filtration system because it's expensive to maintain.

I live within 200m of a pig farm and I've never smelled it itself.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

No, it existed long before covid. There is towns which made a contract for people moving there, which deny them the right to file against the church's bells noises or cow's moo by example.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

In the article, which was a daunting 200 words, it talks about cases from 2016 and 2019.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Its been happening for a very long time. Usually its farms, but it applies to anything loud and/or smelly. Racetracks and gun ranges are good examples.

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Animal agriculture can be a detriment for other farmers through soil and air pollution, and smell can be a good indication.

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[-] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago

The pronunciation is meuuuuh.

Not sure about you folks, but I get my meat the way our good lord intended: naturally grown in a lab.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

If we weren't meant to solve modern problems with modern solutions, we wouldn't have been given brains to do it.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago

Where do the city dwellers think their organic food comes from?

[-] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

NIMBY!!! /s

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[-] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago

But only when they moo in the proper french dialect.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

Moue

(I tried "meaux" but that's just mo.)

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

French here

It's "Meuuh". Pronounced "m-uh"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Close enough, Meaux is a city famous for its Brie cheese.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Hon Hon hon may I get ur milk hon hon hon

[-] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

the cows mooed, the pigs oinked, the roosters crowed and the French Parliament has heard their voices

[-] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

Do you moo, sir?

I do moo.

But do you moo at ME, sir?!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I was just trying to feed you some hay!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

That law is old news, it passed few years ago.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Could you share an older French source?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

https://www.vie-publique.fr/loi/278224-loi-29-janvier-2021-protection-patrimoine-sensoriel-campagnes-francaises

The law project started in late 2019 and was adopted on January 2021.

Apparently they introduced something this week but I really didn't understand what is.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

The French law, in its majesty, permits cows and people alike to moo in the countryside.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

And the award for the most endearing headline ever written goes to…

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Moooonsiours, Madamooooselles of the court, I moooove you to ignore these awful udderances and meat the cattle half & half way. The other side is milking this offal.

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