this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2023
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Shirts That Go Hard

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just be careful when she goes from suck to blow.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago

It's Mega-maid!

[–] [email protected] 68 points 10 months ago

Everything reminds me of her.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 10 months ago

She seems fun.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago (1 children)

She has a truly winning smile.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'll be the judge of that!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

We should compare notes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fair point but I wake up to a smile at least twice as often as I wake up to a butthole so the smile is where it's at, for my money.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Oh sure, gotta love a great smile. But let's not doubt the power of a winning butthole.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Butts can smile FYI

[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago

T-shirt with the intensity of 10,000 suns

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Is that her ID on the back of her phone?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How many people are zooming in to see if it is clear so they can dream of tracking down this butt-sucker.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

It looks like a global entry card to me. Could just be a realid license though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I know in Wisconsin they look just like that. I'd presume it's Real ID and could be a number of states then? I have no idea if they're normalized across states though now. If not, it's a Wisconsin license.

I presume the background image is different on each and it doesn't look like it off hand.

https://wcblind.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/a-wi-real-id-with-a-star-in-the-upper-right-.jpeg

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah they mostly look pretty similar now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yeah but it's a pretty close match tbh. The others are different enough to look unique-ish. That circular mini photo is a dead ringer.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2017/national/real-ids/img/real-id-breakdown-1-600.jpg?c=466

TIL something about RealIDs though.

https://www.dhs.gov/real-id

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I mean the T-shirt is pretty clear she is into global entry. Where she is at isn't as important as knowing there are global entryist in the world.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

True! I hadn't even noticed. I'm glad that it isn't identifiable. I should also say that I've seen this photo around the internet a bunch of times. I've no clue where it's from and it's probably better that way lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

She does not strike me as a woman who favors security

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

"How close can you come to saying 'she was asking for it' without outright saying it"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is so great, I need this lol

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Right! Its so blunt I love it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Not as much as her butthole needs dicks.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

I am in awe

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Thanks for sharing....

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

At least now you know where the banana went

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I think I'm in love