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[–] [email protected] 98 points 8 months ago (15 children)

I remember when I worked in a movie theater people would wonder how I knew they were on their phone when I came in to ask them to stop.

You're pointing a flashlight at your face in a dark room.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 8 months ago

i dunno, it's always the little things that make one smirk.

[–] balderdash9 39 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Since COVID students do not give a fuck. They used to hide it, now they get offended when you tell them to put their phone away.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I've heard the same from a university professor.

I think his wording was pretty close to "their 'don't give a shit' factor is through the roof"

Honestly, similar with my work too. Covid seemed to amplify the idea for lots of people that 'they don't give a shit about you' so people just stopped killing themselves trying so hard.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

I don't have the comparison but before covid people were doing all kind of stuff on their laptops in university. I remember a guy who watched star trek during a lecture and said "the lecture is being recorded, I can watch it later". Then he watched that lecture during a lecture that wasn't recorded.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

My fiance is a professor and things I've heard about the last few years blow my mind. It's not so much what they are doing exactly, but how shocked and offended they get if she asks them to stop.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My mom is a professor and the shit she tells me about her students is insane. I overheard a call she was having with a student and basically the student was offended that simply scheduling a call wasnt enough to unfail her paper. Basically "I called you to talk about it so I didn't fail, right?

Or the fact that they expect to be able to just turn in things whenever they want irrespective of a deadline...and then get offended when told their paper either won't be accepted at all or docked for each day late it was.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Adolescents don’t like being told what to do? I’m shocked!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Or adults!

I used to teach massage at a vocational school, and for multiple reasons had a "no phones" policy on the classroom (distraction, exposed body parts, and others.) I could have ignored it during lectures except that the overlap of students on their phone and the ones asking to re-explain information or just lost as to what they're supposed to be doing was nearly perfect.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Honestly even in a professional setting it's gotten so much worse. Been in meetings with VPs directors, c line, everyone has their phones out testing and emailing away during the meeting not even caring

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

As a software dev, this has always been a thing in the industry. Very rarely is our attention needed, and we are mostly there to fill seats and answer a handful of questions.

Sometimes our full attention is needed, but we generally know about those beforehand. For the rest, we continue to test, write code, answer communications, etc.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

Me to the pet rat on my crotch: Don't worry, he will never suspect anything

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's true. When I look down at my crotch, I cry.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My guy, otherwise how would I check the condition of my magnificent boner :/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Magnum dong.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

"If you saw how big my dick was, you'd get it." - Is how you answer this, especially if you're a girl

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Teacher: "I know you're sexting!"

Student: "Dude, I'm just upvoting memes."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Teacher: "So why do you have a boner?" 👀

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Student: I don't know! It just does that!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Student: "They're good memes."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

"I told you, I'm upvoting memes."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (13 children)

Genuinely why I miss my blackberry, I could type out a message while looking straight ahead

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I had t9 on lock back in the day. Write and send a message without having to look at my phone at all. Sure, there was no internet on there, but that tiny Nokia would stay charged for like 5 days and survive a 20 foot drop on cement without a case.

Fun fact: they would NOT survive being dropped into a gallon of polyurethane floor finish :-(

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

"None y'all have anything worth smiling at down there."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

When you're in your seat, it really does give a false sense of blending in with the crowd.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Da Vinci's note book:"turns his smile into a grimice"

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