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father jokes (cdn.catsweat.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Like an engineer doing turbo lift maintenance, this works on multiple levels.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fuck man this one is a real groaner

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

primary qualifier of 'dad joke'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Time to add this to my collection of memes and hilarity, the expression is just perfect

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Faux pa" literally talking to his own daughter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

"Faux" as in he's an artificial lifeform, not as in he's not a real father.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But he's still a real life form, even if he wasn't created in the traditional human way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

is he human or an artificial human

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Faux because he's not a real person

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Bruce Maddox, is that you?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

As a non-dad that loves dad jokes, I'm going to make liberal use of this one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

You know how dry Vulcan looks?

They are really missing a pond'far

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Multilingual jokes are extra funny on multiple levels