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[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In my head this sounds like an extremely southern pothead.

"Don't never drink and drive! Drive high." Very SLPT.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

I would subscribe to Southern Life Pro Tips.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

DO NOT NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE. DRIVE HIGH.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

I was going to make a MADD sign... but then I got high.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So sometimes drink and drive high? I'm so confused.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yes, that's the name of the community.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I cannot express how dumb I feel now. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Don’t. For any reason, ever, no matter what, or who you’re with, ever…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

why 'never' drive high but only 'don't' drive drunk?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

But were they driving? Nothing in that sign says anything about not crafting high

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Grammatical either way for English dialects with negative concord.