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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I was wondering what the fuck hot lettuce was. Never really considered it for sautéing tbh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Depends on the lettuce. Bourgie chefs grill romaine and I’ve heard good things, but iceberg should not be hot.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

iceberg should not be hot is my new climate slogan

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

iceberg should not be hot would make a good tagline

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What lettuce would you recommend for saute then? I was looking at some recipes and most of them recommend iceberg.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Idk, I have no experience with it aside from microwaving leftovers containing lettuce. Maybe sautéed would be good. If you try it and it’s good, I would love to know so I can stop this bad joke lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If I have a lot of romaine to use up, I boil it for a couple minutes to lightly wilt it. Then I sautee a bunch of garlic with a bit of oil and some oyster sauce and mix it all up.

It's really tasty.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah that's pretty close to the recipe I linked further down. Probably gonna give it a go as part of dinner tonight.