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[–] [email protected] 86 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Egirls and Tgirls suggest all the other letters girls...

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Need to get me some monster girls, just as viable as real ones.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

How's things on tumblr these days?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

There's a bunch of those in Russia.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Fabulous women?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

... all girls fart, right?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

i ._.

is apple fangirl but worse

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

B-girls, like b-movies.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

What are those

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

B-girl is actually a thing. Or was. They were also known as bargirls.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bargirl

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

This sounds fun

[–] [email protected] 73 points 9 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Its when your internet goes out and you need to rely on the porn and pirated movies you have downloaded. If you don't have any downloaded then you are pretty much dead.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

15-20 years ago I remember digging through my internet cache when this happened

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Life can be hard. Always be ready for when this shit happens lol.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's when you tether your phone.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

That’s where “egirls” are revealed to be “lo-fi-men”

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't know, but it sounds awful.

[–] Arelin 16 points 9 months ago

It sounds off-ful

I'm sorry

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

When a soccer player receives a pass which originated when they were already beyond the deepest defender

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's offsides, offline is where you go to work in a cubicle and wear a suit and tie and have meetings.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

That's office, offline is when you drive on terrain not generally suited for everyday transport

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's behind the second-last defender. The last defender is, usually, the goalie but it really doesn't matter for the call. You can also not be off-side in your own half, or after directly receiving the ball after a throw-in, goal kick or corner kick or if the ball originated from either an opposing player or from a team mate that would already be considered off-side should they receive a ball (as in your teammate defeated the defenders in regular play with the ball). Furthermore, off-side is never applied to any backward pass, it must be from a pass toward the enemy goal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

A somewhat meh, forgotten comedy movie from 2016, directed by Guilherme Trindade (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3556230/)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I know it neither. Does someone have a download link?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A GIRL!

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago

Sounds like some sort of conspiracy. Like universal healthcare.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

Big if true

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Egirls" is a word?

I am so old.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I hear some prefer "iLadies" these days.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I lay deez nuts all over your face.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

lmao gottem

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

gotttttttttemmmmm

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The brain is the processing unit of the body, mostly commonly known as the electric meatball.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

“Physical”? Sounds like a lot of work and I don’t think it gets more physical than my hand.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Girls are a myth, especially the real ones.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That's just fake news!

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