this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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Metal Memes

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Memes. For metal music.

Don't be an ass and try to keep the gatekeeping and whatnot to a minimum. Memes from all sorts of metal genres and bands are welcome here.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

I think I was listening to this Obituary song earlier

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Me: I don't think I can keep seeing you. You're kind of a downer and you know nothing about Metal!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My doctor is always very interested in my band shirts. "Idiot son of an asshole? Well they have a point."
"What does that say?"
"Cattle Decapitation."
"That... Sure is a name."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

When someone asks me at work (with my headphones on) what I'm listening to, and it's Dying Fetus, I tell them "oh just some band you've never heard of". I don't want to get" the look".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"You've consumed too much heavy metal..."

"I know"

"I meant you need to replace your lead pipes..."

"But lead pipe isn't metal..."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I guess someone is going to be riding the highway to hell

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