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Several beings perish each cycle from this

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Fluffy gorl

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Autoanatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching itself

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I don't know why addressing a cat as "cat" is the funniest thing ever

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Dehydration was never an option

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Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.

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Yeah I'm smelling burnt toast here

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Shit, wish I saw this thread before I donated $100

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I could pet 3 isopods

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IIRC feddit.de's storage filled up with pictures, which broke the front end, and backups didn't work

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I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

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