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Sources said President Biden’s intended measure will include at least $10,000 in loan forgiveness for borrowers who make less than $125,000 annually, as well as another payment freeze for roughly four months.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I am so prepared for that 10k in forgiveness to have roughly 800 conditions that must be met

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

roughly 800 conditions

That seems optimistic.

Tomorrow I will announce that, as president, I'll establish a student loan debt forgiveness program provided that 800 conditions are met for individuals who started a business that operated for three years in disadvantaged communities...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a net neutrality program for WNBA fans who open a telecom that operates for 14 months in an excavation site.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish an equal pay program for conspiracy theorists who open a daycare that operates for 7 months in the Congressional cafeteria.

Lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish an opioid reduction program for Tea Party voters who open a pool hall that operates for 10 years in a college town.

how does it never miss