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[–] [email protected] 164 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wait, the last one was 1 star?

That’s the one that sold me on it.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right? “May cause bisexual yearning” is supposed to be a warning?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Brother, I got news for you. If you are feeling bi-sexual yearning, it's not because you watched a movie.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh don’t worry, I’m not confused: I’m reveling.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

And we love that for you.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Same. Pink acid trip, you say? I am intrigued.

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[–] [email protected] 150 points 1 year ago (59 children)

They won't be happy until we are all gay.

Christians want everyone to be Christian, they want Christian schools, they want a Christian nation, so they project that gay people want all the same things. That gay people want everyone to be gay, have gay schools, a gay country, etc. It's all projection.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I want everyone to be gay.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Excellent. The plan is working.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The Gay Agenda strikes again!

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[–] [email protected] 132 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"They won't be happy until we are all gay." I thought Barbie and Ken were the quintessential straight couple? I haven't watched the film but that is so odd.

[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Fellas, is it gay to be in a straight relationship?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Once back in high school, I was walking down the hall with a female friend of mine, and some dumb redneck yelled, "HEY! LOOKIT THE F***T WITH HIS LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND!" I almost died laughing.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

"Yes I'm gay. Gay for dat pussy!"

🤣

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not gay, but you literally want to be in the body of a woman. Can't tell me that's not LGBT.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's why the straightest thing to do is to fuck another dude, no feminity to make you gay

Listen to classical tradition, they knew what they were doing

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also, a man crossdressing as a woman is the manliest thing he can do because women can only regularlydress as a woman.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Well, straight girls like dick, and liking dick is gay, so yeah.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Margo Robbie is on screen but I can't stop staring at Ryan Gosling's toned body and soft face. This makes me uncomfortable and it's the movie's fault.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Stupid sexy Gosling.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I just saw the movie. There is nothing gay about it, unless a shirtless Ryan Gosling is too much for the commenter to repress.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Ryan gosling won’t settle until we are all lost in his kind eyes

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

That fourth quote is legit quality.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (6 children)

"Confusingly attractive" tells you this person is avoiding some introspection.

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago (2 children)

".. confusingly attractive people..."

Sounds like someone's coming out of the closet in the near future.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

The movie caused him to experience feelings he doesn't quite understand.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (6 children)

""""""""""""""""""""Confusingly""""""""""""""""""""""".

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Ugh. It's set in the 80s!"

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

sheit, i’m not convinced this is isn’t an official effort driven by the studio to promote the movie by some viral means

this is some genius fuckin advertising if it is, and it’s hilarious free advertising if it isn’t

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should make this a game by making one panel a Alex Jones quote and see who can guess it.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

bro I had some long-ass comment, but I looked up and remembered this is shitpost town I gotta get out more

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

movie marketers should just make a large language model entirely trained on conservative statements

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

The last one is pure gold

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