this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's coming out the wrong end of the phone.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, it's just held upside down. For some reason I think the concave but goes by the ear and the flat bit is spoken into.

Now I've written it, it doesn't make sense, but I'm pretty sure I'm correct - long conversations weren't comfortable against the ear (because of the ring?)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

And where is the cable?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Upvotes. Suddenly realizes “Nobody Lately” 😔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You got a great cock man... and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Thanks, needed that today.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

It ain't much, but it's honest work

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Thanks 🥹.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I have my ways

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Thank you 🥹

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Thanks. But my hens are a sight of beauty, too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Thanks. I made it myself.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why did I hear this as a whisper?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Why did you hear it at all?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

It needed to be said. It's well received around these parts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How would anyone say that when no one but me has seen my cock in years?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

NSA: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

You can have it if you want to, I don't really need it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Thanks bro <3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Thanks bro, very considerate <3

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

The comments were there at first but when I tabbed to a different app and back it said comments were turned off. Anyone else see them?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Am woman. What do I do now?