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[–] [email protected] 107 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Oh my god, it's on one of those disgusting porn sites. But which one? Which one specifically?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago

Yeah which one so I can avoid it? Any key words to um… block?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Well, the vid she posted was a little more flattering than she actually is...

edit: for the out of the loop, OP and I are doing an "Always Sunny" bit from the episode "The Antisocial Network."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

I doubt it, but I'm open to being proven wrong.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Thanks. Totally has no clue.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Remember folks, every accusation is a confession!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

This is why the onion can't keep up, the jokes are just starting to write themselves

[–] [email protected] 60 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This seems pretty on par with most of the unicorn-seeking couples I’ve met honestly. The level of emotional entitlement required and the attitude that it’s a “totally straight” interaction.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What is a unicorn seeking couple?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A couple seeking a woman for a threesome (usually). A bi-woman that is actively looking for a couple is very rare so they pretty much get their pick of whoever they want to sleep with.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Thanks. I had no idea. Is it a common way of saying in US? Where I live we don't have anything similar

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I’m in Australia, not the US. I think it’s pretty common? If you’re not straight and a woman, you’ll probably come across it a lot *while dating. Sometimes women will pretend they’re the only one looking, but the telltale is often one picture of her with some dude at the end of her pics. They’ll also try to convince you to do it even if you’re not interested in men.

Edit: A lot of non-binary people also get it actually. I don’t think it really happens to men though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It happens occasionally to trans men, mostly early in transition but there's always that one illiterate guy who doesn't understand that you're hairy like a wookie and he's not actually interested in you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That does make sense. I have an enby friend who’s on T, they had a guy use the line “don’t worry, I like girls who don’t shave” on them. This is why I stopped dating cis men for the most part, they just can’t seem to be around trans people without saying something gross.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I've seen similar from women in queer spaces asking for "women and enby/trans masc/trans men" as if they're being slick

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

~~Huh? I just say “I don’t date cis men” and that seems to work for me? But I’m a trans woman so I don’t know.~~

Wait, I get it now. Forgive me, I hadn’t had any coffee yet. Or my ADHD meds haha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Thanks, but what is a telltale? Sorry I am very ignorant in these things

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It’s like a “sign that reveals something hidden”. It’s often said as “telltale signs”. For example, you might say “these are the telltale signs of alcoholism” if you went to someone’s house and there was a half empty bottle of whiskey on the counter at 9 in the morning.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

No worries :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

A telltale comes from sailing. They're little bits of yarn attached to the sail. They let you see what the wind is doing. The wind being invisible, a telltale shows you what you can't normally see. In nonsailing use, a telltale is a small thing that shows you the whole truth.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Im on the eastern seaboard if the US. Its a pretty common term amoung millenials and younger. Plenty of folks older use it, its just not as likely a random personal would know.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

it's very common in fetish, kink and alternate lifestyle communities and has been for decades.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Usually a couple new to ENM/polyamory that often obsessively looks for a bisexual woman to date both exclusively not prioritizing the new partner in the relationship & leading her to feel like a sextoy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

No problem.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Does a unicorn have to be a woman? My wife and I are very casually looking for a bi guy to do us both lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Where in my comment did I say it had to be a woman?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

the part that makes be angriest is that Republicans spent a whole election attacking susanna gibson and katie hill but look the other way for this

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Thas... all they do? Remember Madison Cawthorn? They were totally fine with that twerp until he started spilling the beans on their drug-fueled orgies.

Republicans are the party of selfish hypocrites these days.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Literally the entire GOP. They're quite directly too stupid to observe someone and make up a believable lie, so they just think of the first uncouth thing that comes to mind... which is always one of their own vices.

Remember: They're too stupid to observe and change their mind on something, so it is quite directly a result of their stupid dogma-riddled brains. They are incapable of not projecting.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (3 children)

If two men are kissing, that's yucky... If two women are kissing, that's yummy.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

I also lived through the 90's

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Me evaluating my sexuality before and after transition:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I don't believe you for a second, Mr. Potato In My Anus.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ok so does that mean she's anti-gbt mum or anti-bt mum? I mean does the G in LGBT include lesbians or not.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Could also be T. Dare I say it, possibly even the rare Q+.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Anti-gpt she really hates LLMs

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

This story just keeps on giving. Keep loving that pussy Bridget.