I know what I'm watching on ESPN the Ocho tonight!

Ahhh, he's allergic to cats. I feel his pain

I don't know if they still exist. But there were these machines in casinos that took dollar bills, and always seem to pay out really well. 1 of paper equals 4 of coin everytime.

I take the $15 and invest it in the market. Now I am billionaire. If only you all would do the same \s

That's a steal!

My father wanted to name me Inigo. Unfortunately he passed shortly before my birth. On an unrelated note, do any of you have 6 fingers?

This only looks impressive because they forgot to rotate their phone.

100% this. My wife and I are both white, but our daughter was born black. Crazy how those genetics work

The job hunt is much less annoying when you're already employed though. No real rush, and you can be very picky.

Tinder 2016, the glory days. From what I hear, that shit is a cesspool now

Orange juice product, made with (drops) of real orange!

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. And it'll happen to you too!