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[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ah, the old !lemmaroo πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hold my third-party clients, I'm going in

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Isn't there supposed to be a link to... somewhere? I never found out where it went, but I remember there were links...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah, there are... But I don't think this is a proper switcharoo so I didn't put one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

tried starting this at the height of the switch and got berated for it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Berated?? Why?! It's just having a bit of fun πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

no idea, maybe just veteran redditors not wanting old trends to come back

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You'd think they'd want it to feel like home with all the traditions... And switcharoo was still going strong even when the API disaster happened.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just told my kids where the presents are, and that they are more than welcome to ruin Christmas for themselves if they wanted to.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Interesting play! Let me know how it goes (and what age?)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I've done it for years. They avoid the present hiding place like the plague. :) I suspect my oldest ruined her Christmas once, but that's all it took. My youngest is very good at delayed gratification.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I wish my parents had done this. I was always afraid of accidentally stumbling over the Christmas presents and ruining the surprise.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly-polly fish heads

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh they’re getting a puppy!! Oh wait… no!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Its "thrm" so they are getting 2 puppies!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think it is a crime that you did not include a link to the post. It's on the fediverse, it's not that hard to find

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

https://thecanadian.social/@MostlyHarmless/111600193418142700

I like to think I'm somewhat of an investigator myself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

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MostlyHarmless, @MostlyHarmless@thecanadian. …

Pro parenting tip: If your kids keep finding the presents you've hidden, put them in the attic. Don't forget to feed them while they're up there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

First I have to buy my kids presents and now I have to feed them too?? What's next?