this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is too cruel! Spock could at least be smoked chicken! He has seasonings, and they're actually more intense than human seasonings! It's why he must struggle so hard to control them, with white bread and mayo, (maybe some capers for a light touch of alien zing).

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But in the struggle to stay connected to his Vulcan roots, he suppresses his want of more flavorful ingredients. Still, his human side grants him the will to allow the spritely and mildly spicy punch of chipotle mayo.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

On the other hand, he's a vegetarian, so I'm not sure about the chicken.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can't explain why this is accurate, but it is.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Seems bland as hell on the surface, but hiding a spicy side.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

But Vulcans are vegetarian! Surely this should be something plain and veggie. A hummus pita with a single kebab shop pickled chili.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is the chipotle his human half?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I um that sounds low key delicious.

Fair. Spock is also low key delicious.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Tendi knows tendy

[–] vexikron 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I am thinking it would be matzo bread, paschal lamb with a bit of squeezed lemon and red wine.

And when he sits down to eat it he would notice some tribble hairs and pick them all off individually before eating.

EDIT: Not sure if you can get paschal lamb from a replicator but fuck is that stuff good irl.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Doesn't track for this human.

This meal: would try out of curiosity.

X: won't try because garbage.