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If __ was a sandwich: Neelix (startrek.website)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'd try it. I don't have any bioneural circuitry to gum up

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What's it like not having a brain or nervous system?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

I set the bar too low.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'll ask Rick Berman next time I see him.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'll have the leola root, brill, leola root, leola root, leola root, leola root, and cheese special

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'll have the spam spam spam spam spam spam eggs and spam, but no eggs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

So you want spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam?

[–] possiblylinux127 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Didn't you forget one?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nah no leola roots on Sundays

[–] possiblylinux127 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You forgot the other one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No leola roots before noon either

[–] possiblylinux127 2 points 8 months ago

No not that one, the other one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Poor Neelix tried so hard and all he got was guff from the Voyager crew.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't think that's true at all. The viewers found him annoying, but except for Tuvok, the doctor, and occasionally the Captain, the crew seemed to be good friends with him. Janeway even made him an actual ambassador

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I meant regarding his cooking - he did so much work and they just complained about how bad it was.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Motherfucker almost killed the entire crew with cheese.

Fucking cheese.

Janeway shouldn't have stopped with tuvix.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Kimchi grilled cheese is really good. If you like kimchi at all, give it a shot.

One iImade a bit back

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Damn that looks good, now I gotta go buy more kimchi as it never lasts long in our house.