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[–] [email protected] 287 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Walked right into this one, didn't he?

[–] [email protected] 144 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In fairness the setup was absolutely beautiful. She's some woman for the zingers.

[–] [email protected] 134 points 8 months ago

Well, the setup worked for whichever side chimed in. Elon never stood a chance. The fact that she was describing multiple people is truely terrifying. But I guess that's her point.

[–] [email protected] 187 points 8 months ago (17 children)
[–] [email protected] 75 points 8 months ago (3 children)

She was definitely talking about Elongated, but probably had that comeback planned ahead of time.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago

It's everyone's dream come true - when the comebacks you think up in the shower or before going to bed actually get to be used

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hasn't AOC been involved in institutional debates about Meta for a long while now?

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[–] [email protected] 175 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Fucking savage, I love AOC!

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[–] [email protected] 141 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (7 children)

I bet that toasted his buns. His ego is at critical mass.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Once someone explained it to him.

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[–] [email protected] 115 points 8 months ago (8 children)

So vain he probably thinnks this xeet is about him.

I assume xeet is the new word for tweet.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"it's an x! You send X's on X!"

-Elon, probably.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (4 children)

In a recent interview this came up, and the best word be said he could come up with was post, but he was hoping for something better.

I don't think they'll ever get something good like tweeting on twitter. X is terrible for that.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

By every metric it's horrible. Searching for the term, using it as a verb and noun, ease of saying it in a sentence, recognition, as a logo, color scheme, the fact that X sounds a lot like ex as in something I previously engaged in but no longer do (irony) . I mean I could go on and on.

I refuse to believe no one told him how poor of an idea it is, I think he just has too much money to be able to listen to others.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I bet you think this xeet is about you

Don't you

Don't you

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Is there a place to verify these posts are real without actually touching Twitter (currently known as Elon Musk's X)? I see there's blue checkmarks on them but I have a feeling a really cleaver hacker could fake those in an image.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 8 months ago

Here’s my Nitter search with some filters:

The iPhone let me copy that text out of the image (fastest way was to screenshot and then hold my finger on the text in the screenshot preview). I then tapped “look up” and DuckDuckGo found articles about the exchange. But for less popular Tweets, Nitter should work.

Link

[–] balderdash9 50 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (4 children)

You don't need to be a hacker to edit an image...

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 8 months ago (11 children)

It's honestly really gross that he immediately jumps to thinking she's hitting on him. Like, him freaking out and going into a fit of rage might have been a less terrible response.

[–] [email protected] 130 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I assume he doesn't really think that, but thinks he's being a cute troll. Like picking 420.69 for everything.

Trying to deflect assumed criticism about him by being "funny".

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago

Musk sent the funniest response he could possibly think of.

Remember middle school?

NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU!

Or was that elementary?

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago

Man I really needed that laugh this morning lol

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Does Zuck hang out with Tucker & Thiel also? It wouldn’t surprise me, but I hadn’t heard about it…not to the extent that Elon does, anyway.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I assume anyone in silicon valley with two commas has hung out with Thiel at some point. He was one of the earliest investors in FB

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (22 children)

Any armchair psychologists care to weigh in on Elmo?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Honestly, I think it's that simple.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Many issues, will never change.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Stop attributing the name of one of the most beloved, friendly and wonderful muppets to ever exist, and who provided countless people decades of joy to that fucking shit stain Elongated Muskrat.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

Wait is this real?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago
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