The Onion

4158 readers

53 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

The Onion
Clickhole
McSweeney's
Reductress
The Chaser
The Hard Times
- The Hard Drive
The Needling
Tattletale Times

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

180

Woman Only Feeds Her Cat Three Times a Day Because She Is Mean (reductress.com)

submitted 7 months ago by tree to c/[email protected]

2 comments fedilink hide all child comments

link: https://reductress.com/post/woman-only-feeds-her-cat-three-times-a-day-because-she-is-mean/

top 2 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"I have never been given a meal in my life." - Cat who has his own very specific wet food flavor preferences and an entire shelf in the pantry devoted to their favorite treats.

permalink
fedilink
source

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

There's got to be a less abrasive way for them to ask for subscribers.

permalink
fedilink
source