As someone who’s suffered a stroke, I normally wouldn’t laugh at this, but since it’s Mitch McConnell it feels okay.
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If it felt like suffering you should consider seeing a urologist.
Peewee was in an adult theatre, which is I suppose the right place for a stroke.
wait is that not allowed
Mandatory cock cages for all at the porn theater.
Idk, the past was weird. Who would go to a porn theater, at all?
If there was a chance you could see peewee whackin it? That'd be enough to convince me.
This predated VHS, so watching porn in the comfort of your own home wasn't really a thing.
I never saw a better joke about getting your brain scrambled than this one from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cHLoHou8uY
It's an older reference, sir, but it checks out.
Also, hehe, he said stroke.
This reminded me of the old song by Jennifer Charles and Lovage “Stoker Ace” https://youtu.be/I6opOz3Y9-w
Stroke that shiny coat Stroking is the antidote
Bloody hell, took me a minute, but that's gold.
Suggesting an international holiday when Mitch dies.
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