this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And that's why you need a secure and tight plug.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Always wear your plug

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

I may be an old fart, but I loves some potty humour!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

About your title: just wait until you're older. You might expect what's written in the photo and get something else entirely.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Can confirm. Got Legionaire's disease on my birthday. Getting older meant not being able to trust farts.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Multiple people worked to apply that lettering, knowing full well where the door was.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

10/10

No notes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

If the APU is on, there's a ton of hot air constantly blowing out of the very back of the plane. I.e. farting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fart is a top 5 funny word.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

-Pee

-Poop

-Cum

-Unsubstantiated

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Sixth place is moist

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

How large is the average fart