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[–] [email protected] 99 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Are you a school? ‘Cause I wanna shoot kids in you

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

This one wins.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

insert the lemmy equivalent of cursedcomments sub in here

[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Classic.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago

Damn are you one of Dahmer's victims? Cause you're looking very delicious.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

Ay girl, you from Tennessee? Because you look like you avoid visiting your family.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Works every time 😎 I do the sex everyday 😩

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

HEY BRO, NICE COCK

Also: HEY BRO, NICE TITS

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

this is so shitty that it could almost work

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNayW8NRggQ

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Alan is a good egg

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Did you fall from heaven? Cos your face is really fucked up

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Just proves that Newton was right, because I'm gravitating towards that ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Wanna fuck?

Apparently this works about 5% of the time. I haven't had the balls or single relationship status to try it out.