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[–] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sadly we all know at least one person who would, with a straight face and not a hint of irony, proclaim this to be real. 🀦

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

6...I know 6 people who despite seemingly being rational would see noting wrong with this....

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean, they should be concerned, I’ve used my crystals to send them psychic attacks for months now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Fuckin gitem!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Holy fuck, I’m sorry for your situation. I undoubtedly know someone who thinks this way; I’m just unaware of anyone who does. Six openly sharing such beliefs is alarming.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

They're family too, 4 of em anyway, 2 are coworkers, easy enough to just not engage with family, but coworkers is a different matter...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The only crime here is that moustache

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The crime is the clearly weighted d20 he’s going to try to bring to the game on Friday night claiming he only wants to use his own dice for his character.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Protip: you can quickly check a bunch of plastic dice for bias by floating them in a cup of salt water and rolling them around.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

True. Unfortunately psychic damage legislation has fallen woefully behind πŸ˜” hopefully the next archmage election changes all that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Prepare to get brain blasted

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Tight butthole.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Is there anywhere that hat can be purchased?

Uh...I'm asking for a friend, because I definitely would not wear this just to alienate obnoxious people.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

For getting rid of annoying people, I would recommend this:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

The Timekeeper

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Ask Otto von Schirach, fairly confident he's the guy wearing it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

The term is tin foil but they aren't made out of tin anymore and are pretty thin so it's more accurate the way you put it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

What kind of hack is op if a freaking rock is an insurmountable enemy?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If that person really believes in the post, don't waste any energy or effort to save him or her...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Would be hard to defeat such a crystal, but this seems a little nihilistic. With a proper Faraday cage and a big enough drum circle, I think there is a chance.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The trick is to put the attacker in the cage, and then have the drum circle beat on them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Have we experimented with drum hexagons or any other sorts of shapes?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Do not speak of the Drum Hexagon, it is forbidden.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Your dabbling in esoteric drum geometry will only end badly. Turn back before your aura is forever stained.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I'm sorry, please forgive me!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Oh so _that's_how they see crystals. And here all this time I've just been chucking them at people's heads..

[–] therealjcdenton 3 points 7 months ago