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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

“me at 4 am: i should get some water

me in my head: i can’t because five nights at freddy’s will be at. the fridge”

-straightboyfriend

(at least that’s what this reminded me of)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Proceeds to turn on every light including the closet

[–] sleen 3 points 9 months ago

Rookie mistake, he forgot under the bed 😈

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Nah, all the scary monsters are out in the daylight. The dark is fren.

Fear not the dark, my friend, and let the feast begin.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I don't care. I'm ready for the scary creatures, the demons, the imps, and whatever else hell has in store to come and get me. I'll embrace it. ~~And maybe it's a succubus who I'll get to call mommy.~~

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Reminder that we are not scared to be alone in the dark, but not be alone in the dark. Maybe an evolutionary impulse from the time night predators were a constant threat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Shyamalan plot twist: the scary creature of the dark is you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I don't care, I'm the goddamn Batman.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Meh. My personal demons are pretty monstrous and have been chewing on me for decades. The night bears are tame by comparison.