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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm the Christmas Spirit of Present Imperative mood and CHANGE YOUR WAYS, ASSHOLE!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If I were to have changed my ways you would not have volcel-kamala

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

unrelated, but i suddenly remembered when aragorn says "i am come" in elvish.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

well, what he actually said was

Out of the Great Sea to Middle-earth I am come. In this place will I abide, and my heirs, unto the ending of the world.

but we all know what he meant to say.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Listen child, lemme tell you about what would have had happened - and how your language can also helping verbs, just keep stacking those bad boys on instead of conjugating your verbs for different tenses

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

English tenses terrify me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Where is the Christmas Spirit of Eradication of English Language?